PM John Key with Gummy in a mask
News is emerging that troubled New Zealand drag queen Gummy Sue was almost arrested at Auckland’s Big Gay Out after she pressured Prime Minister John Key for new teeth and better dental plans.
Gummy Sue, dressed as a man in a Gummy mask, had a photo taken with the Prime Minister and some friends, but things turned nasty after the cameras disappeared. “Gummy just lunged on him [the Prime Minister], gums at the ready,” a friend tells Aaron and Andy.com. “She sucked his neck like a dying toothless vampire and was pulled off by diplomatic security.”
The Prime Minister then decided to stay and hear Gummy’s reason for such a protest, which led her to retract her gums. “Gummy started ranting about wanting new teeth, saying how New Zealand discriminates against the toothless,” the friend says. “Then she said the PM needs to put more money into universal dental plans so no one else suffers her fate.”
Gummy Sue — who lost half her teeth by drag sabotage in the form of a condom laced with anthrax, and the other half at the beak of an angry and deranged woodpecker — lost her temper again when John Key announced she’d have to wait for his book to find out about the future of the toothless. “She lunged at him again, but security grabber her and threw her out of the park after being gummed themselves.”
This isn’t the first serious incident involving Gummy Sue — she set fire to a gay bar in Wellington last year after the DJ played Lady Gaga’s Teeth.
I dont beleive any of that happened and if this story is supposed to be funny, well it really isnt.
But on a brighter note, is that a bottle of booze in gummys hand? if so mega lolololololololololol tragic
If it’s on the internet then of course it’s true!
That’s my hand, and the PM’s Smirnoff… he said I could have a sip if I behaved
Gummy didn’t get a sip.
bitch please, it’s your tragic drink and u almost chipped his tooth when you offered him a swig!!!!
Well I was just being polite, just because he’s the Prime Minister doesn’t mean I can’t offer him a sip of Smirnoff… it was just the red one!
He has Disconcerning Grandmother Face.
Gummy = Gollum.
OMG YES!!!!! I feel like asking Peter for a job now! Imagine the money i’d save the visual Effects team!!!!!
Is this a news story ?
It sounds like “dance bunny” nonsense to me.
Hi Gary, nice to see you posting on NZ sites again. Are you going to become a regular here? it would be good to see you write some stories and get paid a fee from this site. It would give a perspective to readers other than that of Andy Borehams
Hey, this isn’t Aaron and Andy and Gary.com! lol
x
PS: Gary, this story is posted under ‘scandal’, which makes the answer to your question ‘no’.
lowest prices in the district for weeee the ROBBBY BURNS! fucking gazza keep your opinions to the oz forums you stupid gallah
I think that there is more important things to talk about then this alien.. Someone should set her free for once!!! (Love you Gummy)
HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Queen! you still got that brown stain on your sheets?
WOW – look at this massive gut! YIKE!
OMG! Don’t say that! My gunt is outta control!!!! hahaha bitch needs a tradmill
Who’s the pregnant one on the right?
That’s clearly not Gummy there, as Gummy is nowhere near that fat!
Looks like Gummy’s got a gut. Is she now going for the bears?
Lol Gummy was never one to be picky… lets face it she takes what she can get