Mama previously, and Mama "post-surgery"?
Rumour is swirling that Wellington drag queen Mama DeZiyah has gone under the knife after a private photo was leaked that is purported to show her “post-surgery”.
A friend close to the performer, who wishes not to be named, tells Aaron and Andy.com that Mama is facing pressure to conform “in the looks department” after two successful gigs.
“She was thrown into the spotlight in a big way when she performed at Out in the Square and Glitter,” her friend says. “She never knew it would happen, but she’s become susceptible to pressure from the industry to ‘look the part’.”
That conformity apparently means a Michael Jackson-nose job, Felicity Frockaccinio-brow lift, Ribena-lip injections, tattooed eye makeup, Gummy Sue-tooth removal and Dolly Parton hair implants, according to cosmetic surgeon Imma Fiksit. “Based on the image you’ve supplied me, I’d say Mama has undergone extensive cosmetic reconstruction, to the point where she is almost not recognisable,” he tells Aaron and Andy.com. The most notable change, he says, is the hair implants. “Her hair has gone from looking like a frizzed-up piece of hay, to shiny, tight, healthy curls.”
Mama’s friend says the performer has faced considerable pressure from her drag mother, Ellie Kat, which has included regular groundings and religious chants. “Ellie would often ground Mama from going out and from performing if she had a zit or if she stopped using her homemade lip pump. She also forces Mama to take part in drag prayer circles with Felicity [Frockaccino] and Gummy [Sue] in order to channel their beauty and supplant it onto Mama”.
Mama DeZiyah could not be reached for comment, although Ellie Kat said she was keen to do coffee sometime.
Still looks like a rats ass stuck to a stick of ugly.
I LOVE IT
the surgery takes up to 3 months to recover from, usually up until the 3 month mark the recipient of the facial enhancement surgery looks as though they have been 12 rounds with David Tua. So it is unlikely that she has had any facial feature enhancing surgery given that glitter and out in the square were held a few days ago.
This article is a joke, dude. Lighten up.
Just goes to show how much some drag queens despise their own looks in the vain quest to be the “hottest” or the best. Whatever happened to people just accepting who they are in the world? Why do you hate yourself so much that you’d feel the need to let a dude cut up your face with a knife. Not everyone HAS to be good looking, or smart, some are just normal looking, with average intelligence.
Gay people seem to have such a deluded outlook on life. “I must be hot” “I must have the clickest friends” – NO! FUCK OFF! You can be YOU, it’s okay. Just accept your place in the world for fuck sake!
think its a fictitious story. A bit of tongue and cheek
O YOU GO GURL
Do you realise this article is a joke?
Had no idea – I’m new to Wellington and was told this site was credible, so I took it at face value. Now I don’t know what’s a lie and what’s the truth. Is this the Matrix?
Yes, this is The Matrix.
PS, Welcome to Wellington!
You can trust everything except the scandal. After all, can you ever trust scandal?
IF IT’S ON THE INTERNETS IT MUST BE TRUE!!!! >_<
I hear she’s obsessed with wanting to look like Patti LuPone.
Tbh, who isn’t?
I’d rather be Chuck Norris.
SPINNING BACKFIST! >__<
I’d rather be [name removed].
And thats saying something.
[Please don't mention that name here, LOL.]
So much for Freedom of Speech :]
I’m sorry, you must have this dictatorship mixed up with a democracy: Freedom of speech does not exist.
That bitch better not have removed her teeth otherwise i might have to up the anti and cut my arms off so people still laugh without realising i have no talent!!!!
You crack me up, Gummy.
gummy smokes rolled up cig butts from the ground.
gummy shoplifts her knickers from farmers. gummy steals her socks from wharehouse.
gummys inome comes from winz.
gummys sleeping arrangement is on a mattress she acquired from the salvation army that sits on a floor. gummy washes using the basins in public toilets. gummys idea of a good time is a cask of county wine and 2 party pills at the bogs. gunny shaves her pubes with a yellow bic disposable razor.
Dying @ “gummy steals her socks from the wharehouse”.
I am offended that the first thing you think i’d do in a public toilet is wash myself in the hand basin!
didnt you wash in Mcdonalds months for like a month when u were homeless on the street?,
I think she is lovely.
Fukin Hideii
its bull lol even the story is all over the place :/