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Perez Hilton’s new body

Out-gay celebrity blogger Perez Hilton showed off his new bod [shudder] at an event in the US yesterday by walking down the red carpet half naked.

The problem is, he’s still Perez Hilton. And stop sucking in, girl — it’s really obvious!

Apparently the heinously bitter blogger has been working hard to physically transform himself from the podgy computer gay who cuts down others to make himself feel better, into a slim[mer] computer gay who doesn’t want to be a bully and wants everyone to accept the new version. Probably not going to happen, sorry.

Is it time us gay men stopped pining after Brad Pitt, Taylor Lautner, and Usher and started gagging for Perez Hilton? Not gonna happen and never will, no matter how much he works out.

Sorry about it, Perez. 🙂

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Comments

  1. He’s still got that irritating voice, that gross face, and just a creepy, pervy, icky vibe. Good on him for losing the weight, but no thanks – dnw to see him shirtless EVER again!

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  2. BoyCott The Bathhouse says:

    Yuck! he looks foul, when poses abs dont suck your stomach in, what you do is flex your ab muscles

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    • BoyCott The Bathhouse says:

      flex ab muscles out, not suck stomach in, thats such a newb mistake, he looks yuck!

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  3. looks like the beginnings of a bad porno. watch out chris crocker!

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  4. BoyCott The Bathhouse says:

    god i hate his mouth

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  5. Ronzilla says:

    He’s a gross human being, both inside and out. Makes a living being a pissy, bitter cunt.

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  6. I Just Rang WINZ and was on hold for over 2 hours, not to worry I listened to an entire Brooke Fraser Album on the line while I was on hold, when they finished playing that Dave Dobbyns Album started. And people wonder why people kill other people says:

    he just looks like he has crash dieted, he doesnt look healthy at all. If you wanna show off abs u need to make them bigger by doing exercises such as weighted crunches and then u flex and push them out just as if you were trying to show off your biceps. You dont suck in like he is doing, only reason he is sucking in is cause he has just starved himself and he is unhealthy and lacks any solid core muscles.

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  7. Jabberflaps says:

    Oh gosh, he looks like the dude that played the beast in the 90s TV show. Yukkk

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  8. Wow… um, he looks really old and that mouth just reminds me of the bit from Family Guy when TONY ROBBINS HUNGRY! *eats person*

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  9. yeh he has kinda like a fliptop head

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  10. Jabberflaps says:

    Well he’s got the Hell Boy look down pat, even right down to the red skin. wahahaha

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  11. Looks like its just Aaron and Andy left as podgy computer gays who cut down others to make themself feel better

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