The problem is, he’s still Perez Hilton. And stop sucking in, girl — it’s really obvious!
Apparently the heinously bitter blogger has been working hard to physically transform himself from the podgy computer gay who cuts down others to make himself feel better, into a slim[mer] computer gay who doesn’t want to be a bully and wants everyone to accept the new version. Probably not going to happen, sorry.
Is it time us gay men stopped pining after Brad Pitt, Taylor Lautner, and Usher and started gagging for Perez Hilton? Not gonna happen and never will, no matter how much he works out.
Sorry about it, Perez. 🙂
- Perez to stop bullying
- Taylor Lautner’s penis!
- OMG he’s NOT sexy!
- Lautner’s push-up challenge
- Lautner’s gay question offends